If Only Life Was As Easy As It Was For Alice

I wish life was easy. Alice in Wonderland had it easy, Although she did keep growing and shrinking, but that's besides the point. Mum keeps telling me to get a job, but its not as easy as she thinks it is! I have looked every where i can think of! Even Sainsbury's didn't want me earlier! The site wouldn't let me sign in! But working at Sainsbury's i could eat some mushroom and perhaps have it easy like Alice. not sure it would work though.