I'd Happily Eat Either Side Of the Mushroom Right Now!

Well removing wallpaper from the walls is a hungry business, yes i probably should have had more than a slice of toast for lunch, but normally that sees me through, well now after dancercise and dewallpapering, i would say i have burned enough calories today, and now i am sooo hungry that i don't care what side of the mushroom i take, its food, whether it makes me smaller or taller, who cares at least i will be full.

"One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter," "One side of what? The other side of what?" Alice thought to herself. "Of the mushroom" said the Caterpillar.